Dachshund Mom T-Shirt

Description

🐾 The Shirt That Gets You

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton — because if you're gonna spend your walks being dragged by a 12-pound dog with a 40-pound attitude, you might as well be comfortable doing it.

This unisex shirt has that broken-in feel right out of the package (the stubborn streak is sold separately).

Heavier, quality material that runs true to size — because nothing says "proud doxie parent" like a shirt that holds up through zoomies, couch cuddles, and the occasional dramatic howl.

Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who probably also let their dog sleep in the bed.

Washing Instructions

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Doxie Shirt:

Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers — your dachshund already has enough opinions)
Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you'll be wearing until it literally falls apart)
Use a gentle detergent — this garment-dyed cotton is as easygoing as your dog is not
First wash might bleed a little, so keep it away from your fancy stuff (just like your dachshund at dinner time)
Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for belly rubs)

Drying Instructions:

Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and keep that soft feel intact.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, go low and slow — like a dachshund on a long walk.
Remove Promptly: Take it out as soon as it's dry to avoid wrinkles (your dog won't help with this).

Additional Tips:

Skip the bleach and harsh detergents — they'll fade the color faster than your dachshund's patience.
No fabric softeners — they can mess with the texture of the cotton.
Got a graphic print? Don't iron directly on it. Turn inside out or use a pressing cloth — treat it like your dog's favorite blanket spot.

Free & Easy Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Free shipping on orders over $85 — because we reward dedication to the doxie lifestyle.

Orders ship within 7 days — we're not rushing, your dachshund's not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it entirely — we support both approaches.

Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right — that's on us.

Here's the deal:

Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.

You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.

Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it.

Email us at support@thelongdogclub.net — we're actual humans who respond (and probably have a dachshund nearby).

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the good life with our long dogs — no unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.